Monday, June 29, 2009

Invisible Penis... and then some...

So, Ummmmm, this commercial really make me uncomfortable.... lol

yeah, really!


First and foremost- My coffee date? It was cool... this guy happened to be a well known drag queen- he was really nice- and just really

SUNDAY- Pay Pride Parade- mucho funo, I walked with Center Lane- which was also a good time. I am surprised I still ahve my voice because I was SCREAMING sooo much- I met some cool people, I even got spanked and got someone's number, owww.

BUT- The craziness at the Pier... disgusting- Hood Rat BITCHEZ. Boys with booty shorts and their thongs up to their rib cage- not cute! Fights! Supposedly their were gun shots at the pier, I think they were just fire crackers- but someone in front of me deff pulled out a box cutter... tryna cut a mo'. I had to get out of their, my head was ACHING!

But today! I am enrolled at a modern dance intensive here in Westchester. It's held at Steffi Nossen School of Dance in White Plains, with the Dimauro Dance Company. We are doing technique classes, learning rep, and even creating rep. We may have a showing, who knows... that would be cool.

Afterwards I taught a BOOT CAMP class... Since I walked in the Parade, hung out in the city, and danced from 10-4, I thought I was going to die- BUT I was fine, yes ENDURANCE!

Then a lil BBQ with some neighbors and a few glasses of Merlot, perfection.

I also thought- I am involved (not sexually) with so many gay men, women and all those in between. And I am such a celebrity here in Westchester and many other places, why not right a book about all my gayness and all the people and scenarios I have been involved in (take this as you will). It would be called, "My Life on the Gay List"

lol. Just an idea I came up with in the shower. I guess I will scribble some stuff down- : )



Saturday, June 27, 2009

My Fault?

Almost 6 in the morning, and I have yet to get to sleep...

I don't understand, I have the strangest sleep patterns. They aren't taking a toll on my body, it's just frustrating.

I have a coffee date thingy- let's see if I scare this one away too, lol. Honestly I would rather scare someone away- RIGHT away, then get invested in them in any sense of the word... If you can't deal with me, well it's an issue that you need to deal with....on your own, on your own terms... therefore, it does NOT involve me. I meet the strangest men....

Thursday, June 25, 2009

A day in the life

I am pretty tired- I have been running around a lot.


I took a fierce strip tease class yesterday. I even wore my heels (which was an exhausting mistake)

On Tuesday, Zach and I went to the Thelma Hill Performing Arts Center @ Kumble Theater and saw Souls of our Feet: People of Color Dance Festival.

Women Dancemakers with choreography by Sita Fredrick, Alethea Pace, Hilary Tanabe, Nejla Yatkin, Sidra Bell, Andrea E Woods, Camille A Brown and Francesca Harper.

Needless to say it was such a good show! Inspirational and abstract.

Later I hung out with some old Purchase College Queens, I love them! lol SLUMBER PARTY!

I am always running around nowadays- It's kinda fun!

Monday, June 22, 2009


Oh- What a weekend. First and foremost Center Lane's Gay Prom was a success as was my Jessica Rabbit costume/'performance' very pleased and thankful so many people came out to enjoy the festivities.

Gay Pride Parade next Sunday- so lets make an APPEARANCE!!!!

The weekend? spent it running around the city, meeting friends of friends, going to b-day parties, and baseball meetings. lol. Getting caught in the rain!

The cat did NOT have any babies as of yet, btw'z.

Tonight fitness classes- body sculpting and boot camp- NO BALLET for a lil


Thursday, June 18, 2009


I am pretty tired- the class I taught went well- though I was really nervous. I am exhausted

.Tomorrow, back to ballet land- then I will go shopping for some last minute things. I am going to be Jessica Rabbit for Center Lane's Gay Prom... the first of COLOR!!! lol

I have to pick up a few things from Purchase tomorrow as well... busy busy day... then emergency HAIR REMOVAL....

Oh crap, I jst realize I have to get a haircut and shave too... ayayay

Tyra- give me STRENGTH!



Though my body was doing some strange things yesterday, I still managed to go and take my cardio kickboxing class as well as the strip tease. I chilled and waited around afterwards (esp since they had wine) just because I was being lazy.

Then the owner was talking about getting a sub for the hip hop aerobics class... then she said, "Davon, do you teach hip hop- you can do it." I freaked!!!!!

I said, "Well yeah I teach hip hop, that's what I mostly teach anyway and in regard to the aerobic part, I have taken classes in personal training- plus most of my classes are boot camp style anyway."

So she agreed!!! So here I am FLIPPING' out nervous as hell! I am teaching a class I have never taught and am FREAKED... hip hop aerobic?!?!?!?

I just don't want it to be some cheesy shit and I end up leaving feeling embarrassed, lol.

I am getting myself sick... :(


Wednesday, June 17, 2009

VOTE THORGY- rupauls drag race

To add to the insanity of life... I am having some painful ankle issue. I woke up 100% intending on take a fucking ballet class (even though I can not find one of my ballet shoes) and the first step I take I almost fall to the ground. I think a tendon on the medial part of my ankle is aggravated or something, which sucks- I was supposed to take a Ballet class at Central Park Dance, THEN take Cardio Kickboxing and Strip Tease at The Loft: Dance and Fitness!

Why am I ALWAYS getting hurt- out of nowhere?!?!

And I really am having a hard time finding a good part-time job- which is strange because I have never had issues finding jobs... lol I am a true starving artist now!

Monday, June 15, 2009

Let's not FORGET

To vote for my boo THORGY- for the next cycle of RUPAULS DRAG RACE!!!!!

"GEIT IT" a comprehensive guide to dancer vernacular

p.s. i know 'GET' is misspelled - helps with the dancer accent : )

FIERCE (adj.)
1.) Extremely impressive in the execution of given movement, steps, combinations, or ‘ography
2.) Describing one who is capable of serving tha kids repeatedly

WORK (v.)
1.) Succeeding in Slaying, Gaging, or Serving tha kids

SLAY (v.)
1.) To overwhelm an audience or fellow dancers with a feeling of arousal, and astonishment

GAG (adj.)
1) To literally silence the audience into awe by inducing a gasp for air
*Can be achieved by getting the leg up

1.) The general public (Not to be mistaken for a specific age group, it may or may not include actual youth. )

SERVE (v.)
1.) To blow away onlookers and haters
2.) To unanimously win over audience support in competition.
*Often used in conjunction with ‘Tha Kids’ [i.e.] “He served tha kids!‿

VOGUE (v.)
1.) A specialized walk popularized by homosexual males and shameless heteros. VOGUEing is an art form in itself. Today it often includes dramatic poses, switching of the hips, hiking of the knees, snapping of the fingers, a dramatic spiral to the floor and the vocables “gat gat gat…"

TWIRL (v.)
1.) To become so engaged in dancing that you pull off numerous turns, unprecedented balance and uncharacteristically high legs

TILT (n.)
1.) Extension of the leg to the side at no less than 180° resulting in the torso becoming parallel to the floor.

1.) An unfortunate condition of the foot resulting in lack of plantar flexion and an unappealing line.
* Can be overlooked if you have a tilt or are proficient at getting the leg up :)

1.) Opposite of biscuits, but no guarantee to fierceness

YES! (adv.)
1.)Acclamation synonymous with “Good Job"
*Must be used in excess, and is often accompanied by finger snaps

MS. HONEY (n.)
1.) A proper noun that identifies any person showing fierceness or Divatude, not gender specific.
*Often preceded by Yes…!

MAJOR (adj.)
1.) A one word summary for anyone possessing many fierce qualities
*Don’t be afraid to use ‘bitch’…"that bitch is MAJOR!"

FACE (n.)
1.) Showing attitude or fierceness by ways of exaggerated facial expression [I.e.] slitting of the eyes, pursing of the lips…
* Not to be used with conjunction words [I.e. instead of syaing “She’s giving me FACE‿ just say "She's giving FACE!" ]

any act of selfless performance. In most instances, a dancer will GIVE anything they can. [i.e. "he was GIVING me leg, face, annnnd drama!" or simply "I was giving..."]

SLEEP (v.)
to underestimate one's ability or talent. If someone's dancing inspires everyone but you, you are SLEEPING on them. Wake up and smell the fierceness!

an expierience, often the result of a battle, where one person out-serves another. If someone has COME for you, all parties are aware, but to add insult to injury tha kids will state the obvious...i.e. "damn, she just CAME for you"

A competition of sorts where two or more dancers duel to be the best, often pulling out tricks, turns, legs, and of course stank face. The winner recieves a spot on the highest point of the gossip totem pole. [i.e. "did you see A and B BATTLING? A just CAME for B! Just SLAYED her!"]

EAT (v.) to feed off the talents of others to the point where you surpass their skills. or to feed on the challenge of a specific step in order to execute it to the best of your ability.
ex.] "ooooh! you saw him? he just ate that audition UP!!!"]

BEAT (adj.)
1.) To be completely transformed by makeup.
*Having your face beat for class everyday will result in people thinking you’re on your death bed if you show up to class one day without it on.
Usage: “Her face is BEAT‿

SHADE (n.)
1.) When a person/people you know, and may even consider a friend, blatantly neglects to acknowledge your presence. SHADE can be thrown or given...
*i.e. "ooh child, I waved and she aint wave back. She was throwin' me shade."

a condition where you take on a sour or mean expression. Some people display stank face unconsciously. Stank face often finds companionship with SHADE

READ (v.)
Synonymous with reading a list, but instead you are reading a person. Verbally pinpointing and listing all of someone's negative qualities, even the unspeakable ones like BISCUITS.Can be an akward situation when someone finds out about you READING them behind their back

short for Choreography
Synonyms: CHOREO

WHACK - adj. of or relating to someone's ridiculously flexible, turned-out, or otherwise fierce body. "Her body's freakin' whack." or "she is WHACKED out"

OPEN - adj. referencing one's ability to externaly rotate via the hips. (aka one's turnout or ability to fake it by displaying their fkexible facility.)

HYPER - adj. short for Hyper-extension, or one's ability to push their knees beyond straight to 'backwards bent'

The "T" - on par with 'word on the street,' the T is your unlimited source of information from news to gossip! if there's something you're dying to know, simply ask a socially savvy friend "Hey diva, what's the T??"

HOT MESS (adj.) a hopeless condition where one may feel like he is FIERCE, maybe even SERVING THA KIDS. It is more likely that he is serving nobody's step and jenky technique. Beware of the HOT MESS - he is usually spacially unaware and will try to take you out of the game!
Synonyms: BUSTED

And don't forget
Extremely thin/near emaciated which, in the dance world = the more bones, the better
"That bitch is SNATCHED!"

and just in time for the Holidays...

everyone knows the Grinch is the master of thievery. In the dance world, watch yourself for this lurking green figure who will come and GRICH your part if you don't know the step!
"Damn. he just GRINCHED your part man."

So to all my dancers, and dance lover- remember-



amazing pole dancer better work it out!

you know- my grandmother used to be a stripper. I am 100% it's hereditary, lol

Sunday, June 14, 2009

not TRUE!

so.... within 24 hours, I must admit..

I am a TRUE BLOOD fan, lol

lawd jesus

change change change


So Lake Placid, minus all the fighting and arguing... AMAZING! I needed to get AWAY from Westchester County, and get in touch with the A.D.K'z lmao

Next time I hope we get to do a high peek hike, who knew I was sooo butch! lol, jk

My ballet performance went really well, I think. The music was from Little Miss Sunshine, 'The Winner is, " by Devotchka. My friend Margaret and I choreographed the Pas de deux together, lol. My FIRST Classical ballet piece I choreographed.

So here I am, back in Westchester- So back to ballet class every morning and FUN fitness classes in the evening.

Also I am trying to give away my aunts dog- I luv animalz, more then I like people, and this animal needs to be somewhere that people love her and want to give her the best life possible- that so happens to be NOT at my aunts house... no shade fam, but, it is what it is.

Friday, June 5, 2009


you betta wise up... build those thighs up

So I am skipping out on ballet- going to the city for a continuation of the experimental video project... then LAundry, maybe pack... cuz in 2 days, I is goin to LAKE PLACID!!!

...Then I have to rush back here for 2 rehearsals and a show.... :)

busy bitch